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Yes, that's right. A Table Saw. It's literally a saw that you use to slice and dice salad leaves in a quick and rugged way - a kitchen necessity, really. What? You've never heard of it? How about the Bananahandle Gripper? The Condiment Gun? No? Well, we'll have to fill you in. Here are nine more items you didn't know you needed in your kitchen...
The Bananahandle Gripper
Since the dawn of time, man has been shoving bananas on his pot handles to stop them from being too hot to touch. However, prehistoric man realised that this did, in fact, make the pot handles squishy and slippery. Thank goodness someone managed to make a textured silicone banana, alleviating man's banana-pot related problems until the end of time.
The Ouch Toothpick Holder
Have you ever hated someone so much, you just wanted to kill them by inserting individual toothpicks into their skin, voodoo doll style? Well, you should see a therapist. But in the meantime, check out this awesome toothpick holder.
Oh Snap Cheese Cutter
It's a cheese cutter that looks like a mousetrap. Nothing else needs to be said.
Constructive Eating Utensil Set
Getting a toddler to eat their food is comparable to attempts at diplomacy between Afghanistan and the United States. If only Obama could offer the Taliban their dinners with cutlery that looks like construction vehicles... Who do you call when you've discovered how to create world peace?
The Condiment Gun
Sauce just got a whole lot more interesting. The Condiment Gun is a red toy gun that can be loaded with cartridges filled with sauce and spreads. Or you can fill it up from the water jug for a customary and refined after-dinner water fight.
Chimpsticks Chopsticks
Chopsticks can be tricky for adults and children alike. This chopstick topper, shaped like an adorable monkey, aims to alleviate chopstick anxiety by keeping the sticks attached at the top as you eat. Plus, it's removable. So when you're feeling more confident, you can take the monkey off and eat your noodles like a pro.
Twiggy Basting Brush
It's a twig. It's a basting brush. It's dishwasher safe. And it's adorable.
Cakewich Cake Mould
Sandwiches are healthy. Cakes? Not so much. But a cake shaped as a sandwich? Now that's an interesting issue. This cake-shaped mould will help you trick anyone into thinking that you're having a healthy lunch. Even if that Vegemite is really chocolate sauce.
'Danger: Men Cooking' Grill Hanger Sign
Some men would find this sign offensive, but others would just view it as an honest and necessary disclaimer for visitors to their kitchen. It could mean 'danger' as in 'beware of the amazing culinary skills and passion', but it will inevitably mean 'danger' as in 'there is a high chance that you will be burnt/sprayed/splattered/encounter foul language/forced to try something that is rather poisonous.' To be honest, these signs are a must for any kitchen that may be controlled - for any length in time - by a man.
